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Jul 21

popculturebrain:

Trailer: ‘The Imitation Game' - Nov 21

Directed by Morten Tyldum, written by Graham Moore, starring Benedict Cumberbatch as Alan Turing, Keira Knightley, Mark Strong, Matthew Goode, Charles Dance and Rory Kinnear.


Jul 20

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flukeoffate:

gingahninjah:

sliced bread is the greatest thing since betty white

Reblogging for that comment

flukeoffate:

gingahninjah:

sliced bread is the greatest thing since betty white

Reblogging for that comment

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  • Me: Where are the owls? WHERE ARE THE OWLS?
  • Hooters Waitress: Please sir, you're causing a fuss and disturbing the other customers-
  • Me: *banging my hands rhythmically on the table* WHERE-ARE-THE-OWLS? WHERE-ARE-THE-OWLS? WHERE ARE THE OWLS?

Jul 16

Jul 11

damnthatswhack:

That last kid gives me hope

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superlockedphan:

the-vashta-nerada:

thatcrazylittlelord:

the-vashta-nerada:

nothing feels better than winning monopoly. not love. not sex. not free pizza. nothing

I’m sorry, have you tried pizza…?

yes and it doesn’t compare to owning half the board and watching the light die from your friends eyes as you take their money and feel your friendship slowly deteriorate

i like you

(via taylormadewithlove)


Jul 10
laye-z:

It’s a metaphor

laye-z:

It’s a metaphor

(via dutchster)


massiv3:

so when are we gonna stop pretending beer tastes good

(via funniest-facts)


Jul 9

tunafarts:

orange-plum:

happycontender:

they saw the chance

You’re forgetting the best one

I’m dead, and you people killed me.

(via taylorpasche)


chronic-genderbender:

jaredsadalecki:

breaking news: obama is not real. obama is a figment of our imaginations. this country is being run by our imaginary friend, barack obama

Breaking News: Mitt Romney campaigned against an imaginary man and still lost the presidency.

chronic-genderbender:

jaredsadalecki:

breaking news: obama is not real. obama is a figment of our imaginations. this country is being run by our imaginary friend, barack obama

Breaking News: Mitt Romney campaigned against an imaginary man and still lost the presidency.

(via taylorpasche)


dion-thesocialist:

funny story: this scene was actually improvised. the script originally called for pikachu to roll over onto his side and deliver a line that went “good battling today ash. can we get ihop in the morning?” but during filming, pikachu started thinking about how his real life trainer never hugged him and also will smith’s dad, so he delivered this amazing performance all off the top of his head. the animator was like whoa wtf. what a brilliant moment.

dion-thesocialist:

funny story: this scene was actually improvised. the script originally called for pikachu to roll over onto his side and deliver a line that went “good battling today ash. can we get ihop in the morning?” but during filming, pikachu started thinking about how his real life trainer never hugged him and also will smith’s dad, so he delivered this amazing performance all off the top of his head. the animator was like whoa wtf. what a brilliant moment.

(via dutchster)


Jul 8
kaminas-spirit:

House dressed as a house painting a house on a house

kaminas-spirit:

House dressed as a house painting a house on a house

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cinematicsymphony:

This is so accurate. At school, we literally have children who will watch our facial expressions to see if them falling is as bad as they think it might be.

(via searchbeauty)


epistemologicalfallacy:


give em the ol razzle dazzle

epistemologicalfallacy:

give em the ol razzle dazzle

(via heyfunniest)


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